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You're going to wish you never picked up this book. Some facts are too terrifying to teach in school. Unfortunately, Cracked.com is more than happy to fill you in: * A zombie apocalypse? It could happen. 50% of humans are infected with a parasite that can take over your brain. * The FDA wouldn't let you eat bugs, right? Actually, you might want to put down those jelly beans. And that apple. And that strawberry yogurt. * Think dolphins are our friends? Then these sex-crazed thrill killers of the sea have you right where they want you. * The most important discovery in the history of genetics? Francis Crick came up with it while on LSD. * Think you're going to choose whether or not to buy this book? Scientists say your brain secretly makes all your decisions 10 seconds before you even know what they are.
This may be the the single most important piece of literature in the history of everything. I laughed, I cried, I was deeply touched. Then I turned off Die Hard and picked up this book. You Might Be A Zombie and Other Bad News will cure your smallpox. Sure, you only have smallpox because this book gave it to you just to prove it can cure diseases, but you've still gotta admire its initiative. After it gets done curing previously wiped-out diseases it gave to you, it will then cure you of your blindness. You say you're not blind? Well maybe not in the "scientific" sense, but you are blind, my friend. Blind to so, so many things. Many of those things involve Teddy Roosevelt being the most awesome man to ever exist, and if you don't purchase this book, I'm fairly sure his corpse will punch its way out of the ground and murder you for your misdeeds, but it's your decision to make.In all honesty, you know what you're getting. It's Cracked. In book form. If you're a fan of the Cracked website, you'll love this book and already know exactly what to expect: Awesome, hilarious, surprisingly informative list articles on any and everything imaginable. Plus there's illustrations! If you aren't, you're probably a horrible human being and don't deserve this book. But you should buy a copy anyway, and then read through the entire Cracked archives to fix your sense of humor.The only real caveat for anyone thinking about buying this book is that if you're a consistent follower of Cracked, then most of the articles have a chance of being old to you. The book is split roughly in half with 18 new articles and 22 articles that have appeared on the site previously. The fact the book contains 18 new articles is at least a fact that has heavily been promoted on their site regarding the book, though, so there's a good chance you should already know without this review. If you were aware of that fact and think the book is worth the price, then the fact there's 22 classic articles really shouldn't have much bearing, but it is a point to consider. There's still a lot of new content, and the old stuff is still great.
